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Thursday, October 20, 2011

JWoww Is The Future Of Cleavage

If you’re thinking this is JWoww getting a jump on Halloween as Slutty Robocop, she’s actually being paid to be SVEDKA_GRL the new “spokes_bot” for SVEDKA Vodka because apparently it’s the brand that truly understands the positives of alcohol induced time travel.

For example, thanks to this post I now know to stockpile penicillin and start learning how to have sex with a tucked penis after the robo-trannies win the Great Vagina War of 2036. On that note, someone alert John Connor that puppies are their weakness. Repeat. Puppies are their weakness. Also, don’t send someone back to bang my mom. Shit’s creepy.

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