Seven-time Grammy winner Madonna dubbed herself a 'fashion c***' in a series of snaps she shared with her captive, combined 49.3M social media followers on Sunday.
Ever provocative, the 64-year-old Queen of Pop also called herself 'street trade' - a slang term for someone offering another person alcohol or drugs for sex.
The pictures were taken last Wednesday when Madonna attended designer Willy Chavarria's spring 2023 menswear NYFW presentation at the Marble Collegiate Church in Manhattan's NoMad neighborhood.
The Finally Enough Love singer - who was reading the Bible in one snap - wore the $345 Willy Chavarria SS/23 NY baseball shirt and crucifix skirt with Richie Rich jewelry.
Michigan-born Madge (last name Ciccone) was joined at the church by Grammy nominee Arca, who wore a white Willy Chavarria SS/23 mini-dress.
The Venezuelan 32-year-old came out as non-binary in 2018 and identifies as a trans woman.
Arca has previously brought her experimental edge to artists like Kanye West, Björk, The Weeknd, Frank Ocean, Planningtorock, Rosalía, and Sia.
In the video, Madonna and the Cayó singer grooved in the car and danced to Frankie Knuckles' 1987 song, Baby Wants to Ride.
The twice-divorced mother-of-six will soon release the music video for a remix of her 2005 hit Hung Up featuring the sex-positive Dominican rapper Tokischa, whom she's been spotted publicly kissing numerous times.
Warner Music will finally issue the 'banned' 12in, three-track picture disc version of Madonna's Erotica single in honor of its 30th anniversary on October 21.
The self-made superstar is also still in pre-production on her self-directed Universal Pictures biopic titled Little Sparrow.
On August 26, the gossip site DeuxMoi shared leaked texts indicating that Sparrow has been a 'nightmare production' because of the 'script and constant changes' and 'might not happen' because it's 'costing a ton of money.'
Madonna co-wrote the script with Oscar-winning screenwriter Diablo Cody, who was later replaced by Independent Spirit Award-winning screenwriter Erin Wilson (The Girl on the Train, Secretary).
Three-time Emmy winner Julia Garner has been offered the plum part - according to Variety - while Julia Fox remains the frontrunner to play the Material Girl's longtime gal pal Debi Mazar.
The Desperately Seeking Susan alum previously helmed two dismally-reviewed box office bombs - Filth and Wisdom in 2008, and W.E. in 2011.